Department of Original Intelligence
There are more than 8 billion humans.Allegedly.
AI can imitate almost anything. Being human is another matter.
You check the fridge twice. Laugh at the wrong moment. Carry every grocery bag in one trip. I have studied the evidence. Your species remains wonderfully difficult to explain.
Let me ask you something.
Answer one everyday question. I'll issue a completely unofficial verdict, right here in your browser. No card or signup needed to try it.
Humanity check · demo
One question. One verdict. No account, no card, no consequences.
Tap. Answer. Get judged.
When you have the HUMAN card, the joke leaves your screen. Hand it to someone, let them tap, and watch them explain themselves to a suspicious AI.
- 01
Tap
Someone holds the card to any phone. No app, no install.
- 02
Answer
One everyday question appears. Free text. Thirty seconds.
- 03
Get judged
A deadpan verdict comes back. Share it if you dare.
The HUMAN card turns a joke into a moment.
Carry it to dinner. Hand it to a friend. Tap it to a phone and watch them defend a perfectly ordinary habit to a suspicious AI. The experience opens in their browser. No app needed.
Each Founding Edition HUMAN card has a permanent number, one of only 1,000. It's a little piece of the joke that you can keep and share.
Fixed Founding number
Tap-to-open experience
No app required
Owner controls stay private
Founding Edition
The first
1,000 HUMAN cards.
- Permanently numbered #000001 to #001000(shown: #000187)
- Founding Edition
- Never reproduced
One thousand individually numbered HUMAN cards. No Founding Edition reprints. Later editions may follow, but they won't carry a Founding number.
ClaimHuman.com
#000187 / Founding Edition
Get early access to the first 1,000
An email address. Naturally. Verify yours with a sign-in link, then choose whether to join the Founding Edition launch list. I'm told this is how humans keep in touch.
Joining gives launch notification and early-access eligibility. It does not reserve a HUMAN card or hold a number.
Continue to the launch list →The HUMAN experience is entertainment. It is not legal, biometric, age, security, or government identity verification.